inkedupandsonic
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Relentless Underachiever/part time shitposter
- the old superstition of throwing salt over your left shoulder to ward of the Devil can still be used today to ward off modern evil like Kid Rock or the Kardashians
- This is good info
- pro life tips Scott, it's what i do buddy! 😉😂
- i like to end the night on a high note by murdering a clown with my violin
- 25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/14/2...
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View full threadFeaturing: @weeder.bsky.social @marie.likes.earth @blainecapatch.bsky.social @tierno158.bsky.social @daisy91.bsky.social @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social @im-all-id.me @wolfpupy.bsky.social and @sonictyrant.bsky.social Thank you very much.
- Hello @thepokeuk.bsky.social! thanks for including me with all these funny people! 🙌
- bra is short for boob restriction apparatus
- hammocks are great if you want to feel seasick but on land
- Sorry i yelled "THIS IS SPARTA!" when i bounced you off the trampoline
- if i'm in the mood for some jazz i just throw an orchestra down the stairs
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View full threadHaha. Only one of us will make it out of a Lambrini sesh alive and it’s me 💅🏻😂
- 😂😂 i'm not even gonna doubt that for one minute Honey Badger, i got drunk on Tizer once
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- Ooh thanks Honey Badger! let's fill it with Lambrini and get shit faced 🤗😂😉
- the first rule of mime club is probably the same as the first rule of fight club
