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Robin G., comedy nerd. Los Angeles from NYC
aspecialthing, MSTie, Max Funster, Bumper, Tuppie, Dynasty Darling, Mythical Beast, Piss Pig 👩🏻🦰
- When someone casually asks how you are and you say fine and they say OH JUST FINE NOT GREAT and now you’re doing worse.
- I don’t know who Charlie XCX is and I plan on never finding out.
- I invented Wes Anderson’s shooting style.
- I’m George Costanza. Except he’s a lovable loser, and I’m just a loser.
- I dye my hair to look like a mutant. 👩🏻🦰 #SPYPod @stoppodcasting.bsky.social
- At least my Cotton Candy Randy magnet is coming today. #gmm #hellodaddies
- I have to choose between My Brother My Brother and Me tickets or my wifi bill.
- I invented painting your ring fingernail a different color.
- 🎶 Let RFK get Giaaaaaardia! G-I-A-R-D-I-A Giaaaaaardia 🎶
- I can fake being interested in just about anything.
- I invented wearing ironic t-shirts.
- Spotsylvania sounds like a place where Dalmatians suck your blood.
- “Credit Journey” … LOL oh Chase Bank, you are the living end.
- I invented The Backrooms.
- 🎶 hang the DT hang the DT hang the DT… hang the DT, hang the DT. 🎶 💃