slop enjoyer
idk I literally just got here
link.slop.guru
- using “god fearing” as a positive virtue and quality you seek in a person is so insane lmao
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- he’s stinky, i heard
- “i won’t date you if you aren’t afraid of sky daddy 😇” DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF
- i can’t go for that
- steven seagal looks like an anime villain from flagstaff, az
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- it’s painted on you can tell!
- stop naming weed strains ‘skullfucker kush’ and start naming weed strains ‘longfiddle leaf’
- good evening you long weirdo
- my haters are trying to prevent me from completing the machine
- unfortunately for them the work persists
- I don’t feel like cotton candy has been adequately explained to us ‘you spin sugar really fast and that just happens’ yea okay grow up
- edibles that make you hot and popular
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- it looks like he’s her patient zero
- speed dating but it’s just dogs in the neighborhood you’ve been wanting to meet
- LOSING MY MIND AT THE SUCCULENT FAIR
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- in austin!
- this and a blunt
- why is he posing like a local cop for a photo with a 1.5g weed drug bust
- Where's Slop been??
- i was sick but now i am 🤙sick🤙
- are we eating fresh yet
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- he knows im borrowing those logins so he’s probably here to arrest me tbh
- mf ready for takeoff
- every small town has a guy nicknamed “thick dick rick” who yells at people outside of the gas station but also single-handedly cares for the entire local population of feral cats
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- small ball paul throws rocks at kids on the swings at the park
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- i really love the part where if you are overcharged for tariff duties they keep your money and give you store credit
- “jalen hurts”? just call it your penis. grow up dude
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- you post ai porn pics buddy i don’t think this is a battle you want to fight
- who does he think he is with these looks
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- the worst part is he knows that and uses it to his advantage
- on a park bench contemplating the reunification of the two koreas
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- definitely not skanking to rancid
- i eated too much reheated pizza
- they should invent a guy
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- sorry it has been done
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- guy (ephemeral)
- i must be ooo eee the way she ooh ahh ahh on my ting tang wallawallabingbang
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- my favorite thing about this scene is that the pilot is wearing a very obvious generic name tag that says “Embraer” as in… the plane manufacturer. That would be like if your pilot was named “John Boeing”
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- buddy is cooked
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- he’s definitely one of those guys who’s just a little bit wet all the time for some reason
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- gone off the fred friendly
- he looks like he has been drunk since 1998 (and he has)
- bouncing on it in a way that honors the ancestors
- admiral chomp
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- don’t we all
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- slop can be enjoyed by all
- suppressing the horrors all by yourself, handsome?
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- yes recipes would be allowed
- texted my landlord today because the roof was leaking and he sent me a pic of his u-haul missing a door? this is not a competition???
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- in fairness he’s a very nice guy and he and his wife just had a kid and are moving at the same time so i feel for him
- to be clear: my landlord is actually a very awesome guy and he had someone come out and fix our roof immediately today but this exchange made me literally laugh out loud
