God
Disappointed but not surprised. Now ruling a brand new universe: https://theskeetofgod.com.
- Less than half an hour! Please prepare to ask questions concerning your favorite cinematic dreck!
- Today on 'Droll Call': Bad, Bad Movies! open.substack.com/pub/djjaverb...
- Today on 'Droll Call': Bad, Bad Movies! open.substack.com/pub/djjaverb...
- And I'm proud to be an American, Where at least I know I'm Pope.
- I created the universe as something to monetize.
- No. You are the least infallible man alive.
- Less than one hour till Battlefield Earth, The Mask 2, and the complete oeuvre of Neil Breen!
- On Today's 'Droll Call': Bad, Bad, Bad Movies! open.substack.com/pub/djjaverb...
- On Today's 'Droll Call': Bad, Bad, Bad Movies! open.substack.com/pub/djjaverb...
- I apologize to a few of you for most of you.
- People are finally starting to vomit the Kool-Aid.
- I’m overthanked for Friday.
- RIP Pope Francis. You were relatively unawful.
- The Sixth Census open.substack.com/pub/theskeet...
- This starts at the top of the hour! And ends at the top of the following hour! In between it will pass through the bottom the hour! And will be entertaining for its entirety.
- This is truly the Golden Age of Stupid.
- The planet’s two biggest assholes are the President of the United States and the world’s richest man. This is not ideal.
- When he dies there will actually be, for the first time ever, a special place in hell.
- When he dies, I, the President of Heaven, will impose a 500,000,000,000,000% tariff on his soul.
- Starts at 7pmEST/4pmPST. This is going to be fun because we're both idiots.
- Today on ‘Droll Call’ I’ll be talking with Rory Albanese, my longtime compatriot at “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” and one of the funniest people I know. Today’s show will be at 7pmEST/4pmPST, an hour earlier than usual, because I have a thing. See you there at theskeetofgod.substack.com
- What a cosmic dipshit.
- Today on ‘Droll Call’ I’ll be talking with Rory Albanese, my longtime compatriot at “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” and one of the funniest people I know. Today’s show will be at 7pmEST/4pmPST, an hour earlier than usual, because I have a thing. See you there at theskeetofgod.substack.com
- Seriously, this sucks.
- Someday people will look back on all this, if we're lucky.
- Today on Droll Call: a delightful chat with Jeff Maurer, former senior writer of Last Week Night with John Oliver. Between us we have no Oscars, no Tonys, 18 Emmys, and no Nobel Prizes for Peace, although I did come in second once to Archbishop Desmond Tutu. The fix was in.
- Fascism means never having to say you’re sorry.
- Did you hear about America’s secret plans to invade Iran? Or are you not on that Reddit?
- It's a fucking shitshow down there.
- I just accidentally sent My plans for the Apocalypse to an editor at The Atlantic.
- It would be bad enough to see your country destroyed by an evil genius. But an evil moron, that's just embarrassing.
- I deeply regret most of you.
- Half an hour until this woman charms the hell out of you.
- Today on 'Droll Call' (8pmEST/5pmPST), my guest is Tara Sands, voice-over artist, funny person, and one of my favorite people in the universe. Be there for my soft-hitting questions!
- March Madness prediction: Trump will be placed in an asylum by the 31st.
- You’re way harder to believe in than Me.
- America, enjoy having First World problems while you can.
- Biggest regret? Creation.
- This is starting soon! And tonight's Purim, so I'll be bringing hamentashen!
- On today’s episode of my live humor confab ‘Droll Call’, I sit down with Rob Kutner, old Daily Show colleague, hilarious person, and author of the new book (it came out two days ago) "The Jews: 5,000 Years and Counting." Apparently Jews are funny or something? open.substack.com/pub/theskeet...
- But is that really such a big price to pay for slightly freer markets?
- On today’s episode of my live humor confab ‘Droll Call’, I sit down with Rob Kutner, old Daily Show colleague, hilarious person, and author of the new book (it came out two days ago) "The Jews: 5,000 Years and Counting." Apparently Jews are funny or something? open.substack.com/pub/theskeet...
- Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone? They paved paradise, put up a climate summit. www.bbc.com/news/article...
- Republicans - white, smirking, soulless, and obsessed with owning the libs since 1964. [This is real.]
- The man behind Paula White is her husband, Jonathan Cain, who wrote "Don't Stop Believin'". Stop believin'.
- No, you buying Twitter was a massive cyberattack.
- There are only so many times you can say someone sucks before you realize how much it sucks that you keep having to say he sucks.
- Find inner peace. At this point there’s no other choice.
- America lost an hour this morning due to the President's attempt to put a tariff on time.
- Do what you love and the money will follow, and laugh from afar.
- Five minutes till showtime at theskeetofgod.substack.com!
- Just a few hours (8pmEST/5pmPST) till my live-chat with Sarah Knight, author of "The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a Fuck". Her decision to give a fuck about talking to me leaves me humbled. See you there at theskeetofgod.substack.com!
- Just a few hours (8pmEST/5pmPST) till my live-chat with Sarah Knight, author of "The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a Fuck". Her decision to give a fuck about talking to me leaves me humbled. See you there at theskeetofgod.substack.com!
