Shane Patrick
One brain cell that works really hard
📍DC
- One inconvenience away from absolutely crashing out!
- Last week someone said they didn’t believe that I was once a twink: 140lbs -> 180lbs
- Spending the weekend with family in the middle of Florida and I haven’t seen another gay person in days. Please send help
- I think it’s so silly when they close the curtain between first class and the rest of the seats. Airlines:
- Just watched a man in the row in front of me on the plane pull up his apps and start to delete Grindr, only to decide against it. Almost witnessed his shift into another era. Maybe next time king!
- We are feeling great today my dudes
- I have influenced one of my friends to start buying uncrustables as snacks and I’m quite proud of that
- Hevy saw it first ft. Moderate sunburn
- First pool rooftop session of the summer today
- Good morning boys! Just letting y’all know that it’s gonna be a good day
- Beefy guy at the gym just came up and said I have been looking noticeably bigger lately
- The sun is out today so I cannot be held responsible for my actions
- Today my friend said he loves watching me get bread
- Today my co-worker said “you’re quietly singing to yourself more than usual, I feel like that’s a sign of stress” and you know what…. Yes she did clock me
- Good morning to those who celebrate
