The Scamperbeasts
Sugar, Spice and Smudge, and occasionally guest animals and humans.
- "What do you mean, this burrito is not a tribute to my presence? What are you offering instead?"
- "Yes, I have vanquished the perfidious squirrel... but at what cost?!?"
- Smudge, luring the dog into a false sense of security
- "Wait, did I leave the gas on?"
- Once upon a time Smudge was a (not especially smart) kitten
- Smudge sleeps on the couch; Sugar reminds the human that he, also, is a couch
- Spice and Smudge are having a philosophical disagreement at the moment. Smudge appears to be reconsidering his position.
- Spice, going full lounge
- Spice is intrigued by the catnip chicken.
- "Oh, I'm sorry, human, you were away for two whole weeks and therefore lost your office chair privileges. You'll get it back when you fetch me tuna."
- The Cat Clock informs us that the correct time is currently Nap Thirty. Please adjust your timepieces accordingly.
- "The human was under the impression he could eat a sandwich without offering the appropriate tribute. The human was sadly mistaken."
- If you're wondering if Spice is judging you, the answer is yes. Yes she is.
- "The sacrificial victim, tethered to her spot, does not know she is being stalked by the cunning predator. Nor will she know... until it is too late" (NOTE: No unsuspecting pups were actually harmed in this photo, Sugar would never, unless she was really hungry or annoyed)
- "I'm not lurking, human, it's just that your head is in my way."
- Flashback to November 2015, and Sugar and Spice in their very early days.
- Sugar getting her scritches in.
- "An ENTIRE ham?!? For me?!?!"
- "I am absolutely NOT going to launch myself at your ankles as you walk down this darkened stairwell, and frankly I am offended that you would even entertain such a thought."
- "I don't remember giving you permission to get out of bed yet."
- Smudge: "Has that sandwich you are eating been inspected? Did you know that eating an uninspected sandwich is unlawful in several jurisdictions? I and my associate are qualified sandwich inspectors and would be happy to inspect that sandwich at no cost to you, other than a mere percentage."
- Spice is ready for another day of practicing editorial supervision. The human needs it, she assures you.
- "I left you a present. Have fun finding it!"
- Smudge: "You don't have to make that meatloaf, my associate and I will be happy to eat it for you in its current form."
- "Of course this is comfortable. Why don't YOU nap like this?"
- You can actually hear the cat sighing in resignation, can't you
- Spice the cat is not impressed with this most recent series of "Catception" photos.
- "This doesn't concern you, human. Go back to bed."
- Scamperbun!
- Sugar contemplates the very nature of the universe and is apparently discomfited by her conclusions
- Someone intends to commence the shenanigans. Someone else would rather just... not.
- Spice contemplates the snowfall, and her own life choices.
- Smudge had to go to the vet over the weekend but now he's feeling well enough to antagonize Spice, so that's... something!
- The Scamperbeasts have reached the 20,000 follower mark, and to celebrate: 1. Here is a picture of Spice, looking very distinguished indeed; 2. A donation has been made to Best Friends, who work to help pets find homes. Thank you for scampering with us! bestfriends.org
- POV: You're a mouse, and you're about to have a not great day
- Four views of the same Smudge
- Pictured: The competing feline urges to dominate the dog by making her confront your butt, and to ignore the dog by napping
- "This human, I swear"
- Sugar and Spice and Smudge wish you the happiest of holiday seasons, whichever holiday you celebrate, or if you celebrate none at all. May these last days of the year be joyous for you.
- "THAT's the story you're going with? Really? You sure?"
- Everyone needs a glamor shot every once in a while
- Drama! On the cat stairs!
- Smudge, definitely planning something
- A Spicy stairwell.
- Look, everyone maybe overdid it a little on Thanksgiving, today is going to be a recouperation day, okay
- "Go right ahead and use your keyboard, human, absolutely no harm will befall you if you do"
- "So you see, sister, this time it is I who is on the inside. The sliding glass patio door will now decide your fate."
- A picture of Sugar from back in the day, that day being nine years ago. She's grown up a bit since then.
- "Look, if you're going to take a picture of me right after I wake up, at least make it look moody and dramatic"
- Smudge is excited to say that The Scamperbeasts have reached 10,000 followers! To celebrate this momentous occasion, have had a donation made in their name to Ohio Pet Charities, which helps to fund emergency medical care for pets in need. Here's to more Scamperbeastery! www.ohiopetcharities.org
