Matt ✌️💙🏳️🌈📚
He/Him, Human (lvl 51). Married (lvl 26). I am a bibliophile and a lifelong believer in hope & nope. Deist. Smartass (lvl ♾️) Red state blueneck. 🏳️🌈✌️💙 Keep moving forward. Opinions are my own. INTJ-T - fair warning. #LoveIsAVerb
🚫 DMs/MAGA/Bots
- gen x coworker shocking me with an offhand comment about a buttplug with a tail attached to it ma'am are you a secret freak?!
- I mean. As a (relatively) sane member of GenX, I have to say we do enjoy shock value as much as any other generation, so it’s just as likely she’s just f’ing with you 🤷🏻♂️😉
- Every time he starts talking, all I can think is: I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain this to you. So I just turn off the TV or hit mute until the babbling ends. #Resist #BeKind #TakeNoShit
- Morning all 👋🏻 Another lush start to Wednesday. Hope you are all good 🥰🫶🏻
- Well I’d never be inside. Lol morning!
