ms. mactíre, duchess of coffee
Here + queer + trans + trashfire. 💜 Ariel & Lena. Scriptures nerd. Coffee, wolves, cats, hedgehogs, self-defense & mutual aid. Warning: user may deploy snark. She/they/any.
- I am still proud of this joke.
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- Forget “good”, you look FABULOUS!
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- Pope French Fries VI I AM DYING 😂😂😂
- The perfect joke doesn’t exi —
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- Yes, sir! Yes you can! (That man is *stupidly* pretty! God was clearly feeling extravagant the day he was made…)
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- Good morning! 💕
- I’m flattered. I love you, sweet thief! ❤️
- Merciful Allah thiiiiiis!
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- DIVORCE! IMMEDIATE DIVORCE!
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- Yule, darlin’! 💜
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- I am happy to keep vigorously pursuing “the gay part” as @casterwolflena.bsky.social and @ariel-haymarket.bsky.social can attest!
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- The gay! Only the gay! As for the crimes, if you do them or see them, no you didn’t.
- Lena: “If you were a hardware store, what hardware store would you be?” Me: “Honey, I’m gay. I am CLEARLY a Lowe’s!” #PackChatter
- Name the most 1970s song in existence. Go!
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- Every time I remember that song exists, I wince.
- This was stuck in my head this morning, hence the question: youtu.be/1uCaIuPg-Fk?...
- “Your lives are going to suck because of shit *we did*, therefore you shouldn’t be trans” is one of wildest pieces of transphobia I have ever seen
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- [nods] Yeeep. The way I see it, as a religious person, these folks are are doing a *meticulous* job of reserving their spots in the fires of Hell.
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- Right, exactly! I know there is no level to which these motherfuckers won’t stoop, but pure shamelessness here is… [screams!!!]
- That shit is TASTY, and nobody — but *nobody* — can tell me otherwise.
- The Cardinals actually *won* a game? 😱
- Everything is terrifying, and also, good Lord, music is a blessing.
- Happy Chunky Red Mist Day, y’all! ❤️ Rest in piss, Adolf.
- Organized religion of all kinds (and I mean ALL kinds) comes down (1) figuring out whether a barrel of wine in the sea nixes your immersion (2) walking through life as such a dreamboat that the Gemara has a whole excursus about how astonishingly pretty you are. Priest, imam, rabbi — you name it.
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View full threadOn break at work, but will DM Rachel when I get home!
- Don’t know useful I’ll be given [gestures broadly at faith crisis] but am still happy to help if I can.
- “Chastity Cage Challah” is the most cursed thing I’ve seen this week!
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- Yeah, with some beloved children of the Almighty, I know the good sense God gave them is in there somewhere, but is it currently operating? Nooope! Because they just…park, in the exit.
- May he rest in peace and rise in glory.
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- Wait are they claiming the US *government* supported Hitler? What the heck?! There is historical illiteracy and then there is…THAT.
- “I am Captain Obvious of the Starship No Shit Sherlock.” ~ Lena. I love my wife. ❤️
- Are we gonna be seeing a Sedevacantist Vance soon? [shudders]
- Just gonna leave this here: www.aljazeera.com/opinions/202...
- www.iranicaonline.org/articles/haf... This is a good look through the various translations. I own a book of renderings of Hafiz called “The Green Sea of Heaven” which is lovely so far!
- Okay, look, I have as many problems with the Catholic Church as the next trans girl, but y’all, when Pope Frank gets it, he *gets* it. ❤️
- Loudly convinced that monarchy should be abolished? Call that no crowns in bio!
- This whole thread has me CACKLING! Props!
- Was just called a “xenophobic ethnocentric bigot” for [checks notes] telling a Trump-supporting Canadian to hush. I haven’t laughed this hard in ages.
- “Camelry” is a GLORIOUS word! ❤️
- Lena (my Irish GF) is reading about her ancestors’ mythology. In the retelling she’s reading, Ferdiad says, on the eve of trying to kill Cú Chulainn “I’m going to get drunk.” Me: “Oh he’s just being a good Irishman!” Lena: [glares, outraged, but dies laughing]
- Let’s see how many of these my autistic ass checks off: I have pay taxes, hold a job, write poems, and the only issue I have with bathrooms is transphobes making the using them terrifying. I genuinely think RFK hasn’t talked to a single autist in his life.
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- Yule, darling. 🖤
- Mayonnaise Loathing Crew forever! ❤️
- One of my least favorite Types of Guy is the Intellectual-Honesty Means-Agreeing-With-Me Asshole. Apologists — whether for Christianity, Islam, atheism, veganism or what have you — are very frequently this Type of Guy.
- I could rant for ages about apologetics and how it makes any religion, other ideology, or cause it touches worse.
- Beloved, the moneychangers were actual people whose job description we know. There’s a difference between that, talking snakes, burning bushes , & angel-dodging asses. I must say, though, your life might improve if you learned a few things from Balaam’s interactions with your relation.
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- Yeeeah. Zipporah faced down GOD for her kid, but where was Mrs. Lot when that man was offering his daughters to the people of Sodom?
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- DEAR GOD. David, you insufferable motherfucker, I adore you!
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- I know the rumors are there, but I find it hard to buy them, because it feels like the show is setting up for some kind of lengthy arc.
