I have four types of RPG characters:
- Lovable Himbo Trash Who Needs You to Chill
- Jaded/Exhausted Clergy
- Depressive Faery Dream Twink
- Weed Sales but also Talking
I have three types of TTRPG characters:
• golden retriever swashbuckler
• wizard who is tired of your shit
• paramedic paladin perpetually in the middle of a 36 hour shift
May 14, 2025 04:01But also, selfish, exasperated, cowardly, but you actually can change me if you put some effort in, thank you.
Can't believe I forgot jaded, craven, and not-at-all ready for this bullshit criminal but who will nonetheless throw down for [sibling/favorite cousin/boyfriend/bff/that one himbo who I definitely don't like], omg how do I get myself into these situations?
Also, clever but morally compromised asshole who's the only one who can rescue the idealistic [sibling/favorite cousin/boyfriend/bff/that one himbo who I definitely don't like] before it's too late. OMG how do I get myself into this shit?
Possibly also artist who cannot work under these conditions.