this corrosion
Fiercely defending the Resistance from my couch. Data geek with pulmonary disease. Chaotic tired. My kids don't think I'm funny but they're wrong.
- New Corrosion Department style guide requires me to yeet Marco Rubio directly into the sun This mf needs a fucking hobby that's not finding the absolute most vulnerable populations & then filming himself kicking them while pretending to be taller than he is. Collect stamps or some shit. Play Roblox
- Earlier today, I was leaked a copy of the Executive Secretariat Style Guide for the US State Department. The new guide included a new section requiring that all trans State employees must be misgendered in all official communications. www.patreon.com/posts/new-st...
- Today I took my kid to file paperwork to legally change their name to the chosen name they’ve used for most of their life & then we went to an ND-affirming doc to talk about psych med options for when everything else is not enough and RFK Jr can fucking die mad about all of it 🥳
- No, no, it's cool, you guys, I fixed it. It's all good now.
- So hey, @leftistlawyer.com does a thing here that I love and I really wish more people did. It's this part right here: "if...they don't have a judicial warrant, they're legally SOL." See that "legally" right there? It's everything. (brief 🧵, 1/3)
- “HEY MAMA, IS THIS YOUR DOOMSDAY COP SHIT OR NAH?”
- They're letting that man say words on TV again.
- BREAKING: You can take “That ain’t the way to have to have fun, son” and make it “That ain’t the Woke Marxist Pope, nope.”