Sir Rants Alot: "It's a rigged Conclave! We had smoke! Everyone saw smoke, now they're saying it was foggy, and suddenly, there's MORE smoke than before and the vote changed! We had the Pope locked up, then someone smuggled in kindling in a suitcase. They were sharing matches! It's a fake fire, everyone knows it!"

"It's a rigged Conclave! We had smoke! Everyone saw smoke, now they're saying it was foggy, and suddenly, there's MORE smoke than before and the vote changed! We had the Pope locked up, then someone smuggled in kindling in a suitcase. They were sharing matches! It's a fake fire, everyone knows it!"