Rex Huppke
(VERY SERIOUS) USA TODAY humor(ish) columnist. May or may not be notable. Hypocrisy enthusiast. WOKE MOB, CO-FOUNDER. ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE (2017 to present).
- Say what you will about RFK Jr., but thanks to him I was able to get both "poop" and "violent diarrhea" in tomorrow morning's column. So I owe him for that, at least.
- Have any of these lunatics ever actually been to a grocery store?
- This Qatar jet story has already changed like 30 different ways, and I swear by tomorrow morning the White House is going to be claiming jets don’t exist and the “leftist media” created a fake country named Qatar.
- PREDICTION: The jet from Qatar thing won’t happen and is a distraction from the China “deal,” which will turn out to be not a deal.
- I guess the big question is this: When will the "forgotten men and women of America" that Trump promised to carry into a new Golden Age be getting their free jets?
- Trump statement: “We are looking at getting rid of the stupid and radical thing they call HABEAS CORPUS. Many say it’s the worst corpus of them all, and under my administration we will only have the best corpus. Who knows, we might call it TRUMP CORPUS, and everyone will be very pleased.”
- I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that putting outrageously dumb people in charge of the country was a cataclysmically bad idea.
- Jeanine Pirro becoming a U.S. attorney makes me feel better about my chances of one day becoming a member of the Wu-Tang Clan. Anything is possible now!
- If you all need any concrete work done, I'm pretty sure da new pope knows a guy.
- Please let it be Pope Woke Marxism I, please let it be Pope Woke Marxism I, please let it be Pope Woke Marxism I, please let it be Pope Woke Marxism I, please let it be Pope Woke Marxism I, please let it be Pope Woke Marxism I, please let it be Pope Woke Marxism I, please let it be Pope Woke...
