Pete Hegseth is treating the Pentagon like it’s a Fox News set—ordering a makeup studio while leaking sensitive information in Signal chats.
This is what happens when you put clout-chasers in charge of national security.

Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has not given any press briefings in the briefing room but has used the room as a backdrop for TV hits with Fox News.
Apr 23, 2025 20:28What a rectal orifice. Can we get this semi-intelligent humanoid out fast enough?
What’s the saying you could put lipstick on a pig… even make up won’t cover up the ineptitude of this administration
Trump would certainly understand his motivation.
Speaking of which, has anyone done any real-depth investigation on who is paying his hairdresser?
Get him out of there!!!
Hegseth proving you CAN put lipstick on a pig
What if we all went offline?
That is the best weapon against the anti-empathetic tech bros. They created this mess of a social media they (& Trump) use for mind control. What if we just starved them by turning them off. What if we beat them by going off line? That is the ultimate revolution
Warfighter my ass
🤣🤣 How very "alpha" of him.
Is he also having a 24/7 bar installed?
I would rather my tax dollars go to free school lunches for kids.
Oh Hegseth: Because You’re Worth It. Maybe It's Maybeline.
Didn’t you mean put morons in charge?
MAGAts thinking he was qualified because he wrote some books. WTF?
He thinks he's a star in a news show 🙄🤨
Makeup cannot fix being ugly on the inside.
Liquor cabinet shaped like a makeup studio?
Oh look - it’s the woman who spoke like a college graduate before she actually got to Congress and who now comports herself like a Sexyy Red ghetto fabulous wannabe.
Maybe get your $h!t together first.
A big no .
As if anyone gives a flying fuck what this guy looks like, why are narcissistic asswipes so fucking pathetically predictable?
gender affirming care
I think that qualifies as "waste" and/or "fraud".
Sec def is a very challenging role. He can't be expected to do that AND maintain a personal grooming routine! Wait can he?!🤔
Ordering a makeup studio F’d basic gender affirming care coming from the party that is anti-gender affirming lol. Hegseth is a walking contradiction.