Tamper Proof Lid
Shitposter 🤩
- Bro I better not be in your mind’s eye rn bro
- Yeah no fucking shit
- Gore Vidal is the only person to have ever hit a home run over the center field wall at the Polo Grounds
- Gore Vidal absolutely crushing a pitch 455 ft. over the center field wall
- This is my son, Estupido
- Cracking open a nice room temperature can of campbells cream of mushroom soup
- Coworker droning on: Yeah so I got into a terrible car accident and my car is totaled Me, not listening: wow that’s great Coworker: our house apparently has termites. So now we have to move out for a couple weeks while it’s treated. Long pause, noticing they’ve stopped talking: wow that’s great
