Tamper Proof Lid
Shitposter 🤩
- Marvel announces release of long awaited Pooper Man movie
- I usually go to sleep before my wife (early riser, I baby, etc). She has now taken to texting me images of the contorted positions I’m ((un)comfortably) sleeping in when she comes to bed. Yesterday’s was captioned “Jesus this is sick even for you”
- It’s wild people just don’t read books lol
- I love meeting someone who believes they have absolute clarity and are intelligent because they went to college and made their entire worldview project management or somesuch bullshit
- Lucarno Fideo
- I am always laughing
- You ever just frisbee toss a 25 lbs plate ?
- Coworker droning on: Yeah so I got into a terrible car accident and my car is totaled Me, not listening: wow that’s great Coworker: our house apparently has termites. So now we have to move out for a couple weeks while it’s treated. Long pause, noticing they’ve stopped talking: wow that’s great