Sridhar Ramesh
Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.
- Nathan Fielder is the little Satan. Allen Funt is the great Satan.
- Reposted by Sridhar RameshGen z parent: kids these days are always on the wrong apps on their phone
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- My posts are bad now, in order to avoid giving the misleading impression that the world is good.
- I am an ardent MAGA supporter. I believe we should Make America Good Again. However, I do not support the president's Make America Great Again agenda. That's going too far.
- Marilyn vos Savant is an example of nominative determinism. She was destined to have an "Ask Marilyn" column.
- I disagreed with Pope Francis's pro-life position. But I see now he has abandoned that.
- For a devoted Jesus fan like Pope Francis, dying is like going to Heaven.
- Orange smoke. The next pope will be Protestant.
- Once they find and patch the mistaken line of code "𝚒𝚏(𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍() < 𝟶.𝟹) { 𝙷𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚞𝚌𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚎() }" in a common library used by all LLMs, the AI revolution will go through the roof.
- I have not been very funny while lamenting the Trump regime. It is boring of me to just say "This is bad". Until I figure out how to be funny, I will quietly support the Trump regime.
- I will never be a real-deal mathematician, comedian, or writer. I'm good but I'm not great. I'm not good enough to go pro at those. The only career I will ever have is making rich people richer. I'm not great at that either, but you don't need to be. There is a bottomless market for that.
- Sridhar is good.
- We have fallen so far from the proud day when Obama closed Gitmo.
- The Supreme Court has ruled 1-9 against returning Kilmar Abrego Garcia to the US.
- The Supreme Court's 9-0 winning streak has come to an end.
- No one in Hollywood has a creative bone in their body. They're still making movies, the same thing they've been making for over a hundred years.
- Scientists have established that you are given a fixed number of heartbeats at birth. The number is different for everyone and cannot be determined until death.
- I rode the short bus as a child. Because I was short.
- My phone must be spying on me in order to target ads. All the ads I see are in English, which less than one in five people in the world understands.
- The interesting times we live in are boring.
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- My parents' retirement plan hinges on my spreading rumors daily that Trump will pause tariffs.
- Studio Ghibli style image of Val Kilmer being greeted by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
- "AI will never produce true art" dummies seething when I manage to prompt AI into reproducing the Mona Lisa exactly.
- Fun optical illusion. The brain still perceives it there because it expects to see it there.
- As the most important of the web of checks and balances on the power of the various branches of the United States government, it should be legal to kill the sitting president. It would still be immoral, just legal.
- It has long been a tradition in American jurisprudence that free speech has its limits. You are not allowed to criticize Israel in a crowded theatre.
- The Bluesky logo is a cool fat graffiti X.
- The Bluesky logo is a pinned dead butterfly.
- I've been bummed out about politics lately. Carelord loser. When I was 15, I didn't give a fuck about politics. What a bore I am now. I never was interested in lame, message-y political comedy. I just wanted to play with logic and silliness. Everything is quite bad and hopeless.
- Dangerous times to speak out against Israel. I will never do so again. They can kill whoever they want. That's fine. I will not defy my government which makes criticism of this illegal. Perhaps I should even say killing children is good, just to be safe.
- Irish-Americans were smart to invent a holiday where you have to kiss them. I'm inventing one for Indian-Americans that's hand stuff.
- This has been the case since well before Musk.
- I don't have a greatest life accomplishment. The most I'll ever achieve is my second best accomplishment.
- The only sacrifice Elon Musk has ever made in his life is his firstborn.
- Do you not resent having to live your life only on weekends and evenings?
- People used to say "The moment Trump sees Elon Musk getting attention instead of himself, he will jealously toss Elon out". No one says that sort of thing anymore.
- Reposted by Sridhar RameshAside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished
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- The Academy has made their decision. Now let them enforce it.
- The Oscars have no credibility. They change their minds about who the best actor is every year.
- The slap brought the Oscars so much attention. I'd never even heard of the Oscars before that. Now it's full of Hollywood A-listers.
- I have given birth to a lovely baby boy named Pleistoanax Deckard. I will not be revealing the father at this time.
