No sir, I am not offering to bribe you to get out of this parking ticket, that would be corrupt bribery. I am merely offering to pay $200 for that half-eaten sandwich you are holding right now, an entirely different and non-bribe related payment that I have valued based on how incredibly hungry I am
May 12, 2025 15:04Give it a go, see how it works out for you. What jury would say "oh there's no explicit quid pro quo there so it is actually above board".
People aren't stupid. They know corruption when they see it
Why is no one is asking the other question which is like how long is it going to take to install all the additional equipment necessary for to be able to function Air Force One? I guarantee you this does not have all the advanced, communication, security CM systems.
I, an extremely competent newspaper reporter, am in no position whatsoever to judge the reasonableness of this $200 agreed-upon price for a half-eaten sandwich.
