Who is your stylist? Nailed it !

No logos will save your soul.

That is not a productive way of thinking. You're only as old as ...

Things are never as good OR AS BAD as they seem.

You rock your age, plus you're smart as Hell, so stop it!

I first heard of you on Friday during your interview with Nicole Wallace. During the first few minutes I thought who is this jerk? He’s right, but a jerk…but I listened longer and changed my mind. Ended up thinking you are brilliant and pre-ordered your new book.

Revised version: "Cool, highly successful ad executive, age unknown. Check out his latest podcast."