🇮🇹 born…🇨🇦 Raised…Sports freak ⚽️🏈⚾️🏒🏌️♂️ Speak 4 languages…Italian, English, BS & Sarcasm. Mastered last 2 🤷🏻♂️
horror, illustration, leftism
Resident of USA, Oregon, Portland (which has not, in fact, burned to the ground, despite what you may have been told.)
The Ween Of American Rock Critics. Author of six books. My book about BORN IN THE USA is out now. @uproxx culture critic. Host of podcasts living and Dead.
27yo ace/gay Bluenoser scalie (and minotaur!) , writer, conlanger, heathen, & ling major. He/Him. PFP by @gatortators on birdsite
I have: Autism, ADHD, Tourette's, POTS, EDS. I am very sarcasm-blind.
⚠️ AGE 18 AND UP ONLY PLEASE, THERE WILL BE YIFF ⚠
Reluctant nationalist
"So far from God, so close to the United States." 🇨🇦
Porfirio Diaz (attrib.)
PUT RUSSELL VOUGHT IN TRAUMA
fuck
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