Perry
chips are just salty hands
IG @Pear3ear
- Siri how do I prevent the AirPods conversation awareness from lowering my music to inaudible levels every time I burp
- Post a robot not from Star Wars or Transformers
- The way I am demolishing my silly little spreadsheets with this on repeat today 😤
- am I a robe guy now??
- When your friends have bathrooms with natural light you’re legally obligated to take a thotty photo, I don’t make the rules
- Reposted by PerryHow it feels to parry in Clair Obscur
- love to get a call from a doctor about test results instructing me to call them back, so I can then sit on hold and request a callback when they are available. Super efficient system.
- made the rookie mistake of saying hi to an acquaintance on the subway without knowing how many stops he was going 😔
- I would die for Esquie. He is so wise.
