Paul Lander
TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Humor Times, etc.
- Reposted by Paul LanderWhy Fahrenheit is better than Celsius? I don't know. For me, they both run hot and cold.
- No word if the song playing on Trump Qatar jet will be My Sharia.
- Do you know how many dolls you could buy if the U.S. sold the Qatar plane?
- NYC is now home to 400K millionaires — the most in the world. Not so fast. That was before shopping for eggs this morning.
- Woke Marxist Pope sounds like the opening act for Jewish Space Lasers.
- Radar screens at Newark airport went black again overnight. Countdown to people saying the screens are a DEI hire. Three, two….
- Kermit the Frog turned 70. Look for his next movie The Muppets Take The Villages.