Paul Hallasy
New York City-based comedian, writer, actor and singer. Performs regularly in New York City, at clubs and colleges across the U.S. & around the world. www.paulhallasy.com
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- In that case, Elon Musk and DOGE should make a fortune seeing how they stole our personal data.
- i am endlessly amused by the ongoing story of David Zaslav: America’s Worst CEO www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
- I never understood that one.
- “Con Air Force One”! Jamie Raskin on Lawrence O’Donnell. #TrumpPlane
- www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFww... I’ll be attending the Cruel World festival this weekend and the trailer for my screenplay about the festival, “All the Bands in the ‘80s,” has gotten 5,000 views!!! #allthebandsinthe80s #cruelworldfestival #cruelworld #80smusic #80s #80snostalgia #newwave #punk
- Not that this needs to be said, but bribery out in the open is still bribery.
- Apparently, it DOES need to be said.
- Stephen Miller, Tom Homan, Kristi Noem and a whole lot of ICE/DHS types is will discover a Strange New Respect for habeas corpus and the rule of law when the 2029 Truth and Reconciliation Commission arrests them for human trafficking, conspiracy, kidnapping, and child abuse.
- I can’t wait that long.
- TONIGHT (Saturday, 5/10)!!! We’re kicking off our 4TH YEAR at Pangea! Advance tickets available here: cur8.com/23871/projec... #EatDrinkLaugh #PangeaNYC #standupcomedy #NewYorkCity
- www.nytimes.com/2025/05/07/u... I’m flying out of Newark next Friday. Pray for me. #newarkairport #SeanDuffy #FAA #dot
- abcnews.go.com/amp/US/radar... Fuuuuuuuuuuck!!! I’m flying out of Newark next Friday! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!!! #newarkairport #FAA #DOT #SeanDuffy
- TOMORROW (Saturday, 5/10)!!! We’re kicking off our 4TH YEAR at Pangea! Advance tickets available here: cur8.com/23871/projec... #EatDrinkLaugh #PangeaNYC #standupcomedy #NewYorkCity
- Lawrence O’Donnell (deservedly) tears Howard Lutnick a new asshole. #HowardLutnick
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- Gay Password?
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- You had me at “dead testicle.”
- I am flying out of Newark next Friday, so this Saturday might be your last chance to see me LIVE! #EatDrinkLaugh #PangeaNYC #standupcomedy #NewYorkCity
- Trump embarrassed us once again in front of our closest ally. What a fucking idiot! #TrumpCanada
- www.nytimes.com/2025/05/05/u... Trump’s justification for deporting so-called “Venezuelan gang members” (who received NO due process, so we don’t know whether or not they’re Venezuelan gang members) is BULLSHIT. #TrumpDeportations
- I'm attending No Kings's event, “NO KINGS New York City” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/mobilize/eve...
- www.nytimes.com/2025/05/05/n... WHAT THE FUCK?!!! I’m flying out of Newark next Friday!!! They better get this shit straightened out FAST!!! #Newark #FAA
- www.nytimes.com/2025/05/01/b... Bravo, Microsoft! #TrumpExtortion
- www.nytimes.com/2025/05/02/u... Trump’s actions are ILLEGAL!!! #TrumpIllegal #SocialSecurity #ElonMusk #DOGE
- www.nytimes.com/2025/05/04/u... Are you fucking kidding me?!!! It’s in the Constitution!!! #TrumpDueProcess #TrumpFailure #TrumpCriminal #ImpeachTrump
- www.nytimes.com/2025/05/04/h... TRUMP IS KILLING LGBTQ PEOPLE!!! “The HIV epidemic is going to explode again as a result of these actions.” #TrumpIsKillingLGBTQPeople #HIV
- Stephen Miller: The Most Powerful Man In MAGA open.substack.com/pub/therickw...
- And also the most hated.
- Heroic work again this week by 60 Minutes in a story about how Trump is extorting law firms. PLEASE DON’T SETTLE WITH PARAMOUNT!!! 60Minutes #TrumpExtortion
- www.nytimes.com/2025/05/02/h.... RFK Jr. is a clear and present danger to Americans’ health. He needs to be removed. IMMEDIATELY!!! #RFK Jr
- www.nytimes.com/2025/05/02/u... Trump’s budget is a disaster that will increase the deficit in order to give a huge tax cut to billionaires. The POS behind this budget is Russell Vought. #TrumpBudget #RussellVought
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- PBS News Hour, Rachel Maddow, Lawrence ODonnell, Chris Hayes
- www.nytimes.com/2025/05/01/u... Elon Musk is a failure. The only thing Musk and DOGE accomplished is stealing our personal data. They should be brought up on charges. #ElonMusk #DOGE
- www.nytimes.com/2025/05/01/u... JFC!!! Kennedy is NOT a doctor! What does this guy have to do to get fired or impeached before he kills us all?!!! #RFKJr
- www.nytimes.com/2025/04/30/o... This is SO ILLEGAL! Musk and DOGE should be brought up on charges. #Musk #DOGE
- In ONE WEEK, we’re kicking off our 4TH YEAR at Pangea! Advance tickets available here: cur8.com/23871/projec... #EatDrinkLaugh #PangeaNYC #standupcomedy #NewYorkCity
- ‘Kennedy told reporters that there were "many, many good ways to treat measles and doctors need to know that and to know those methods.’ One problem; there is no treatment for measles. Signed, a doctor who’s been forced to deal with measles because of this stupid fraud.
- What does this guy have to do to be fired/impeached? He never should have been nominated in the first place!
- Marco Rubio has really become a POS. #MarcoRubio
- www.nytimes.com/2025/04/29/b... If Paramount settles with Trump, I’m canceling my Showtime subscription. #BoycottParamount
- www.nytimes.com/2025/04/30/u... Maybe she can work in one of those factories Howard Lutnick is talking about. #EliseStefanik
- www.nytimes.com/2025/04/29/u... THIS IS ILLEGAL. #TrumpConflictsOfInterest
- Rachel Maddow needs to be on five nights a week FOR THE REST OF TRUMP’S TERM (at least)! #RachelMaddow
- If the Supreme Court is OK with Catholic charter schools, I assume they’re OK with Jewish, Muslim and atheist charter schools. #SeparationOfChurchAndState
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- In college, I wore a telephone cord over my white T-shirt to attend a party where “Rock Lobster” was playing.
- “Avelo is running ICE AIr.” #Avelo #RachelMaddow
