Was the dark of the moon on the seventh of May In a popemobile pullin' fog Ol’ St. Pete with a ring on And a Jesus sending demons into hogs We is headin' for prayer on i-one-oh 'bout a mile outta papal town I says, Pizzaballa, this here's Cardi P (Parolin). And I'm about to put the hammer down

(This, by the way, is how I feel after watching CNN or MSNBC or...after just 2 minutes)

Sometimes I will play that song and be amazed that it was an actual smash hit. But then I think about “The Night Chicago Died” and realize that nothing matters

"Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine. Come in, Rubber Duck. This is the Holy Spirit."

Somebody needs to set that to the Convoy song of yesteryear: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd5Z...

Ain’t she a beautiful sight?

'Cause we got a little 'ole conclave Rockin' through the night Yeah, we got a little 'ole conclave Ain't she a beautiful sight

With eleven long haired friends and Jesus and a chartreuse microbus.

10-4, good buddy! Putting the hammer down and deadheadin to Jerusalem! We gone!

Hope they remember the smoke signals and not just post ‘New Pope dropped’ with a Spotify link.

Why did I hear that in the voice of Buford T. Justice?

Do we think this’ll be the pope that stops harboring child-rapists?

LOL Cause we got a little ol' conclave Rockin' through the night Yeah, we got a little ol' conclave Ain't she a beautiful sight?

Roger that, good buddy.

I'm old enough to get that joke 😎

How long have you held onto that one?

light the fires & stack them kegs high boys, we're Clavin' tonight!!

Eleven long-haired Friends of Jesus just pulled up in a chartreuse micro-bus.

Thank you Rubber Duck for the smile this morning.

Breaker, breaker, ONE-NINE! Patton is the Rubber Ducky!

Hey Big Benedict, this here is-ah Rubber Damasus We gotta chose a Pope! So we crashed the gate Doing 98 Let those cardinals vote!

Be on the lookout for smokey....

nothing says “sacred gathering” like a bunch of old men playing dress-up and pretending they didn’t scheme it all in the smoke room beforehand.

And also with you good buddy

Haha! CONVOY movie reference... and I got it. (I'm so old)

Third day in. "Fucking Pizza again"

… and a chartreuse microbus

I get the reference! I get the reference!

Just like a ComicCon but with robes. Wait…

well that reminds me of a story i was once told about Kris Kristofferson's penis

Let them Cardinals roll, 10-4!

Are you telling me the 11 long-haired Friends of Jesus in the chartreuse microbus were cardinals this whole time???!!??

With "eleven long-haired Friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus," to boot. Way more than 11, no long hair, still Friends of Jesus though.

10-4, #RubberArchbishop Any bears in the air there?

That’s a big 10-4 good buddy! Catch you on the flip-flop. 🚛

I occasionally use the phrase “negatory, pig pen” in my casual conversation. Nobody ever knows why. I guess I haven’t found my people.

Mooooortal Koooommmbaaat!

Ain't she a beautiful sight?

Back off good buddy!

Which old, white guy will it be? Tune in, for another episode of Conclave 2: Electric Ballyhoo.

Donclave.

😏👍

You can’t say that on the CB!

Well played.

10-4, good buddy!

Oh please record this!

We will know soon what type of CONclave it is.

10-4, Mr Oswalt.

Pope John 10-4

10-4, good buddy! 🤣🤣

I'm CON fused D.C. or Vatican?

You’re the 20th person to make this joke.

Well I hope we get ourselves the liberal Filipino who can sing. It's just the counterpoint we need to racist MAGA 🙏🏻

And the wispiest chorus in LA sings: 'Cause we got a little conclave Rockin' through the night...

X-IV bonum buddy

Damn, I love this.

Hot damn… I mean, considering the circumstances, maybe darn instead? 😂

If Jesus would stop killing his representatives, this wouldn't be necessary.

"That's enough for one day. Bring in the nuns!"

[fanning intensifies, lowers]

Roger good buddy!

10-4 there good buddy!!

Calling Randy Rainbow! @randyrainbow.bsky.social

Well, they gotta keep the longest running con job in history going. Keep the pews full and the money flowing. Make sure they indoctrinate children in those ridiculous myths and lies for future generations of professional scammers.

Feels like it's concave.

Oh we got a mighty conclave trucking through the night! We got a big old conclave ain't she a beautiful sight! "I said Big Ben this here's the rubber duck and I'm about to put the hammer down! can you slide that microbus full of Jesus freaks in behind the guy haulin' dynamite ,he needs all th help

And yes, I know Ike wasn’t in charge in the 60s-70s, but he did trigger the expansion in that era.

What’s your 10/20 Rub Pope?

Now the Cardinals can catch up on all their email.

🎶 CONCLAVE 🎶

Weird Al, get on this STAT!

You shake the cardinals And I’ll rake the bishops, good buddy. Come on.

This here's the Rubber Duck, we ain't gonna pay no tithes.

'Cause we got a great big Conclave Rockin' through the night Yeah, we got a great big Conclave Ain't she a beautiful sight C'mon and vote our Conclave Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna win this fuckin' Conclave Bless the USA CONCLAVE! CONCLAVE!

Thanks (?) for the earworm, pal

Rockin’ though the knights⚔️

Kris Kristofferson just haulin’ ass through the piazza, sounding that horn! CONCLAVE!!

Read on the BBC the name comes from the Latin for “cum clave” which would explain so much about the Catholic Church.

Watch for smokies...

My money is on Pizzaballa.

rubber duck com'on

Imagining all the cardinals running down the highway in a line, tugging a little cord on their fancy hats to blow their horns.

Thanks gerd buddy.

we got a great big conclave rockin' through the night we got a great big conclave ain't she a beautiful sight

I am really nervous but am giving it to God.

Who are the Smokies in this particular situation?

Lol