Parody Keir Starmer
Not the real Prime Minister. I survive on coffee:
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- I find that catchy slogans really help to get our message across.
- I did consider making a speech about tackling poverty, taxing the rich, nationalising utilities and properly funding the NHS and social care, but then I thought... nah, just go full Enoch Powell.
- Translation: "Reform will waste public money trying to do something that is not within the remit of local authorities, resulting in council tax increases or cuts to services" You're welcome.
- What should the collective noun be for a group of new Reform councillors?
- Speaking of political extermination, aren't you the one who threw away a massive majority by being a corrupt, lazy, incompetent, entitled, lying, self-serving sack of shit who thought the rules didn't apply to him?
- The new American Pope knows JD Vance is a moron. Good start.
- Someone should tell all the far-right numbskulls waving flags around that VE Day is meant to be about celebrating the defeat of people like them.
- I vulnerable elderly gentleman was found shouting at pigeons in a park today. Please get in touch if you know who he is.
