paperclipwolf
Probably drinking a sodie
40, He/him
NSFW account, btw, I talk about pervy dirty goony stuff, just so you know
- Clocking in for my 16-hour shift remotely controlling Kim Kardashian's Tesla robot. Not my proudest moment, but I need that $120
- Oh, she wants to pretend kiss again, hold on, Mother
- Anyway as I was saying Mother, oh, hold on she wants to do the heart hands thing. Oh, now I have to do the heart hands thing with her kid...
- Nothing else that exists in the world or ever has or ever will follows the same structure as "meet-cute" what the fuck is that bullshit? You don't have a sex-hot or a drive-long or an argument-brutal
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- Goddess 🥰😍🫠🥵
- Derek and the Dominoes Layla is one of the most uwu albums in recorded history.
- Opening my little brown cardboard envelope, and it's just a piece of paper that says, "You're cut off, buddy!" IYKYK
