New York Times bestselling author and audiobook narrator. Host of It's Storytime with Wil Wheaton Retired Starfleet officer. Husband, father, Traveler. Nazi punks fuck off.

TV writer. Author of the novels THE SURVIVALISTS and THE PAYBACK (July 2025). Deadly with a butter knife. Preorder THE PAYBACK here 👉🏾 https://kashanacauley.com

Old school liberal Democrat. Hunkered down for the Long Nap. Sometimes I say funny stuff on purpose. Apparently this is not one of those times. I do all of Kenny Loggins’ stunts. KHive by association. BIG MOPPA