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Open Secret Alien

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Inhuman observer from another world, but feel free to think I'm crazy. It's wonderful camouflage. Happy to answer questions, but you will probably not like most of the answers.

Joined December 2023

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Karen Geier karengeier.com · May 11
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Open Secret Alien opensecretalien.bsky.social · May 11
Because of the helmet?

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karateandpoptarts karateandpoptarts.bsky.social · May 10
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Open Secret Alien opensecretalien.bsky.social · May 10
I know a guy.

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Karen Geier karengeier.com · May 10
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Open Secret Alien opensecretalien.bsky.social · May 10
A broken penis is a fitting punishment for that crime, at least in American jurisprudence.

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Ron Stonebear Shields handle.invalid · May 10
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Open Secret Alien opensecretalien.bsky.social · May 10
If you were to give me 100 able-bodied men willing to work as a cohesive unit, I calculate that they would be able to hold off the bears long enough for me to escape.

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a monster in bushwick zombie-nyc.bsky.social · May 9
guys. GUYS LMAO

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Open Secret Alien opensecretalien.bsky.social · May 9

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