No soul detected. #MarcoRubio

No one should ever let themself be photographed with such a stupid look on their face.

“I’m going directly to Hell” - Marco Rubio

he deserves every second of his pain

Is he on Thorazine or did he get a lobotomy?

He looks like shit

Marco has aged ten years since January.

When the first gummy didn’t do shit, so you ate two more. 🤤

It looks like he’s eating too many Big Macs at the makeshift McDonalds the made for FOTUS.🫣

mouth breather

I love that the devil didn’t wait til Rubio was dead before claiming his soul.

No amount of prayer is gonna save Marco. I can only imagine how many horrific things he’s seen in 3 months. He’s the only one that could actually wake up and pull the E brake.

If it isn’t Mr. Kiss Ass!

Is it worth it?

[Thought bubble] I’m never gonna be president after this.

He’s thinking, I’m helping Trump and Musk get all this cool shit from the Saudis and I’m gonna get nothing except kicked to the curb before the year is out.

This is much darker when you read about the death threats and rampant extreme drug use. This might be a deranged hostage.

That moment when Doumo Arigato Marco Rubioto realizes "I could have had a V8"

oink

I wasnt sure you could stack shit that high...but there it is

Disappointed the asteroid hasn't found him yet.

....or uh oh

Look at that gut! Slob! 😂🤣🤮

🤣

All the corruption in those countries… S.A., U.A.E., Qatar, etc… I’m just sick of their evil asses (they treat women so bad there) & Al the dealings Trump & Co has with them. It’s disgusting

Doesn't he look like a guy who just knows he's going to hell-and should.

break out the smelling salts