Hoodlum 🇺🇸
Commentary • Satirical Emeritus
- “We come bearing gifts for the emperor.”
- Good thing they’re stupid. That’s what he counts on.
- JUST IN: The Menendez brothers have been resentenced to life with parole. This could lead to their release, more than three decades after they were imprisoned for killing their parents. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/13/u...
- Kristi Noem: "I have thoroughly inspected the Qatari-gifted airplane, and there are no surveillance devices in it. It is perfectly safe."
- “His Royal Highness, Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, presented me with his 'Golden Bone Saw' Award. That’s their highest honor.”
- When you lose Rupert Murdoch…
- “I worked out a big beautiful deal. Qatar gave me a plane to use and I get to keep if if I ever decide to leave office.” - Klepto RICO
- If all he had to do was sign a piece of paper, why didn’t he do it nine years ago?
- Kristi Noem: "With all due respect, Senator, that's a ridiculous question about our budget. Do you have any idea what my costumes alone cost?"
- “The reason I made such a big, beautiful trade deal with the penguins is that I told them I was the Emperor Penguin.”
