Velocimatter
I'm here... Or am I?
- Hello Tomorrow Good bye to yesterday We've been waiting for this moment and we still don't know what to say We may never find the answers Or know the reason why Why we both decided we should say goodbye
- Stop blaming everyone else for your problems. Pick one person and blame them for everything
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- They should bring back Bert and Gert the safety bunnies
- Come on ndp. Let the scientists do the science.
- Which celebrity are you most sad by finding out that they're MAGA?
- Is ten am too early for a non alcoholic beer?
- Hack the planet.
- Hi.
- What if like.. You wrote in your journal and your journal wrote back?
- On the internet, no one knows you're a hot dog.
- Ok real talk. Is it fair to another person to get into a relationship if you have a incurable mental illness?
- Have you listened to the Ataris new song yet? If not you should. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT3q...
- How long till Pollievre wears a cowboy hat?
- Let the whales pee dang it!
- TIL Bears can get into a hammock easier than I can
- The Millennial urge to get a butthole tattoo
- Now you rest amongst the rust of these roadside monuments In all their former glories The driving nights that came and went You fought on hard through rain-beaten nights Past the shadows of state lines Now this victory dance, it belongs to you and I
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- I think Godzilla could take the Power Rangers
- I just want some cheese and quiet.
- You deserve a gold star. Yes, you.
- I have way too intimate of a relationship with pizza.
- We're Corduroy shorts ever a thing?
- Cordouroy pants are back
- Reposted by VelocimatterI used to be on all of the dating apps. I never found the dating entrees.
- Great first step in SMR development in Canada!
- Pretty sure we haven't become uncool. The author of this article is uncool.
- I am thrilled to share that I have been honoured with the King Charles III Coronation Medal for my dedicated contributions to Scouting. Grateful for this recognition and feeling all blinged out!
- Reposted by VelocimatterI don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets
- It's Waffle Wednesday so I brought a waffle maker to work to make everyone waffles
- Reposted by Velocimatter25% tariff on a whiskey drink 37% tariff on a Vodka drink 85% tariff on a Lager drink 110% tariff on a cider drink 132% tariff on songs that remind you of the good times 138% tariff on songs that remind you of the better times
- I'm ready to sell out now. Mmk Thanks.
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- Gonna start microdosing hot dogs.
- It'd be funny if the LIberals ran Trudeau against pierre.
- Don't worry, I'm here.
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- Movies peaked at Snakes on a Plane
- Free Matt! @bclionsden.bsky.social
