You have died of dysentery
Election isn’t over but this is about the incumbent Mayor of Omaha Nebraska and if that shit doesn’t work in Nebraska the dials of some pundits might need to get checked
Stothert ran the anti-trans Trumpy 'bathrooms!' playbook in the final stretch of the campaign, if you want a taste of what was happening.
Omaha has a couple reps (Megan Hunt, Michaela Cavanaugh) who agitated assertively against discriminatory LGBTQ bills in the state legislature and they seem pretty well-liked
People like people with principles, apparently! What a concept
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I think it would be cool if Manfred forced them to spoonerize their team name for the subsequent season. In which case, best of luck to the 2026 Rolorado Cockies
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responsibi... <squints> titty to win
I was at a bar during open mic with a bunch of friends at an enormous table and this kid was hammering out a guitar cover of Back in Black with a tinny-ass practice amp hooked to his thigh. It took the kid like six minutes to get through it cos he kept making the Guitar Hero fuckup noises
Do you remember the hardest you've ever laughed at anything
The whole time three-quarters of the table is continuing like nothing is happening but I'm locking eyes with one friend across the table because I know we're both making the exact same "don't laugh" face. Of course, it does not help
this pic of Brecht and Oskar Graf in Theweleit's Male Fantasies is cracking my shit up
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Middle Part Don Draper... Broccoli Cut Don Draper... which way modern man
i got engaged in october 2023 and am not getting married until this summer. (hold your applause please.) we hired a DJ and his website automatically takes payment in 14 installments of $100, and i'm proud to say that today, i finally paid off our DJ
Demographic statistic: 52% of first marriages don’t last 15 years.
Get a goddam vasectomy.
person who's confused the words "vasectomy" and "prenup" is a pretty good bit, i have to admit
