Oh no it's Jen
They call me Jenny Any (Pro)nouns. Actually no one does cause people don't reference Cats the Musicial irl.
Cat lover, bigot hater. The ice cream flavour monster munch would fix me but alas.
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- Need to admit to myself that my super cool grey hairs are giving more Grandma Death instead of Richie Morgan. Desperately need to do something with my hair but I'm a melt who has a fear of going to the hairdressers, you'd think after doing my own hair for about 17 years I'd be halfway decent HOWEVER
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- shout out to @corpsebod.bsky.social for introducing me to the Sweet Caroline DnB mix, it's absolute dogshit but I can't help repeating it for that drop 👌 www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQnD...
- Realised there's no reason whatsoever why I can't put a shitty temporary tattoo on so that's my evening sorted
- Ma and I were listening to Sparks and I nearly asked if she thought they ever explored each other's bodies before I remembered I didn't have to voice every thought I got. That's why I have social media.
- Anyone know how long after top surgery you can ask what someone's doing with their binders? Asking for a friend. I mean ofc at the very least you should wait for them to get back into the country but my friend is socially stunted
- Did some vent art there and not sure how this was meant to make me feel better. Funnily enough I used to really enjoy art therapy, but think writing every horrible thing I've heard or thought about being a woman isn't a feel good venture in itself
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- There's nothing in the rulebook that says the new pope can't be a dog
- Got really into this self care app that's like a tamagotchi but it can be a little intense
- I love those "What's in my Bag?" videos so I made one after looking for something in my bag at my ma's
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- Good morning can't stop thinking of my favourite review by Lewis
- Had my first game crash on the switch just now, never seen the error screen before. It was like "do you want to share information with third-party developers about this crash?" Which wouldn't help anything since it was Smash. A first party title. A console exclusive. It's your baby. What the fuck
- Oh damn didn't know Leo remembers it so you don't have to
- Was thinking I can't watch sci-fi films when I'm stressing about societal issues since they often use it as a mirror for issues they want to explore, then I remembered Robot Monster. Can't remember if there's any allegory in there unless it's something about the destruction of the nuclear family
- Been feeling down about the state of the world. Told Lew he could put on a film to cheer him up. Naturally he's put on a dystopian sci-fi film about a private prison company in a fascist regime and there's been attempted prison rape. Thank god he's cute.
- Think if I ever unlife I'd do it on Facebook live after feigning a breakdown from people being so mean about fat people. Was saying to Lew this morning if Farage becomes PM I might try to take him out then myself. It's not a martyr thing, I just hate these things and don't know how else to change it
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- Was talking to Lew's ma and said that I struggle a bit with storage for my old stuffed toys and she was like "oh you can get rid of some" and I know she's just angling for donos for her sister in law's antique shop but in that moment I considered walking out on their home and my relationship
- Switch updated and rolled out that "digital cart" dogshit but there's nothing signifying the difference in digital and physical carts so the UI looks like I've got six carts stuffed into it and if you couldn't tell I fucking hate it
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- What's the deal with those cunty little picnic blanket shorts old guys cut about in
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- Watching those bike repair shows and I really wish I could take a bike apart. Like I'm sure I could in practice but I have no access to a bike nor the guts to ride one but god I wish I had at least an engine I can fuck up. I can't get one but christ it's tempting.
