- JD Vance looks like the guy trying to hide that he got bit by a zombie.May 7, 2025 02:25
- The guy who tries to hide the bite wound sometimes ends up kissing a girl while infected and infecting her. So when JD Vance would turn, he would be accompanied by a zombie couch.
- and the zombie bite caused his Metamorphosis into JD Vantz which I was told as a child that vantz is yiddish for cockroach only to find out it means bedbug. All this time I was calling him JD Vontz thinking it meant JD Cockroach; tonight I was more thorough in looking it up and had a bigger LOL....
- He would not turn into an intelligent zombie who can open doors however, thankfully.
- So confused. Is he the couch guy. The orange guy. Shot a puppy. Makeup room nazi. Billionaire who couldn’t afford a good penis job?
- For the right price, he's whoever you want him to be.
- But the slow kind, not the world war z type shit where they run. He probably runs a 45 minute mile. Crying about his nipples hurting or some shit.
