Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them. - Margaret Atwood

I ran out of space. Haha

I was thinking something similar yesterday. All the fuss about access to bathrooms, is it really about being uncomfortable around sexual assault? So then do something about sexual assault….. or shut up. We currently have rapists for president, SCOTUS, SecDef….

In the binary-gender era (1980s) I semi-seriously proposed that only women should be allowed to own guns.

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I know this is a sweeping generalization but by and large, white men suck Signed, White man

And male masturbation should result in millions of counts of murder, if we're going to follow all the RW reproduction "logic."

I’m a cis het man who is a natural born citizen and I approve this message.

I would have voluntarily gotten a vasectomy at 14 given the opportunity, ngl.

Then save up sperm and freeze it beforehand! Also, this is a satirical post meant to make people think about how women are regulated.

Uh, I'm one of "those people" And I really can't argue against your logic.

They don't need markers on their IDs, you can smell them coming from around the corner. Can we please send them all to "How To Wash Your Ass" camp?

Suburban women for Trump, why are men’s rights equal no matter what state they are in? I’ll wait.

A 70yo "cis het" native U.S. male here - I can't find too many arguments against this concept of a plan if one follows MAGAt logic. I don't know if vasectomies were a thing in 1968-69, but I might have considered it. Raging teenage hormones and ignorance being what it is.

Don’t let us drive either. The world would be a better place.

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Now you've done it!! You have come up with a comprehensive, full proof solution to all that afflicts us! It's like the pocket knife that's also a flashlight, that's also a universal screwdriver, that's also a phone-charger...

Mathematically, if you deport people who don't commit crimes (immigrants), and keep those who do (natural citizens), then statistically the percentage of crimes committed by natural citizens will go up.

IDK, I don't think CIS het men cause ONE HUNDRED % of unwanted pregnancies. The vast, VAST majority of them, sure... but I'm pretty sure there's folks all over the LGBTQ spectrum that've had babies on accident after various... sexual escapades, let's call it.

Well… under RFK, Jr they are making “lists” again. Why not just classify the entire population according to the “list” under which they fall? Then government can advocate for those they really give a rip about. 🤷🏻‍♀️ (Being completely facetious here in case that wasn’t obvious!)

Nailed it

What an amazing place to live if it were to come to pass.

PREACH IT!

I want to be reincarnated to come back as the scientist who figures out how to fix men before they are born.

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This is what right wing media is actually telling their viewers & actually afraid of it happening to their white cis het men. They say it on some of their programs that the left wants to neuter all white cis het men. Not verbatim but I’m certain you’ve heard them say it in one degree or another.

Brilliant. Simple. But Brilliant.

Vas the best thing ive done in years: gf is vastly more healthy wo birth control (poison) in her life, her interest and joy way up, it's like season of free lovin every day!👌🏼

The numbers don't lie. If peeps truly believe in the safety they claim, it would be the obvious choice

As one of those you've called out all I can say is ... You're right.

I support this message and add at 30 yrs old they participate in Logans Run Carousel

if you go by the numbers (as those other people try to do)

As someone who shares genetic phenotypes with those folk, I really can't disagree with this post.

I imagine the replies to this post is going to spur a civil policy debate

Let's start there. I like it!

Chill. We're also the source of your most potent and plentiful allies. This is just as bad as calling all black people criminals. Do better.

Amen

This is the way.

That wouldn't get the snark in that one.

Wow you really are German 🤣

And only allowed to have as many firearms as they have teeth… the over/under is 3

The only flaw with this plan is that it spares shit heads like Peter Thiel & David Sacks.

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I admit I'm probably gender adjacent on your listing, I feel like there should be some due process, some voucher system in place like moms, wives or daughters. 😇

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They do have higher insurance rates! The math doesn’t lie. I knew someone who tried to sign up for insurance as non binary to lower the rate. Don’t think it worked out.

Better yet - since it’s the believers of all stripes who’ve killed the most people worldwide for as long as we’ve existed, we saddle all of them with the bulk of the blame and restrictions since they and their kooky beliefs are the root cause of the most deaths, suffering, diddling, and rape…

Let’s just ban all births across the board because birth is the cause of 100% of deaths worldwide.

No gender affirming care either.

✋ I second that.

Here, here!

We still trying to vote out fascism in a nation designed by, for & with fascists? It's as if they bank on your peaceful behavior while making a killing on water, air, food, grape & trafficking, & kidnapping & deportation instead of ovens this time around. Many global hot spots for deportation too

14 year olds get braces and glasses. This is just like that. Ok, how about this :: a child tax credit for doing it early voluntarily, otherwise 17.

But her emails!!!

Give them until they can vote, 21. If they have not become a burden on society, allow them til the age of 30. At that point good behaviour will be rewarded with full rights and responsibilities.

this position should be the bare minimum required from any potential presidential candidate moving forward.

be careful with that pendulum please

Maybe just swap out the blue pill they've been taking for the red pill. (Hope the reference isn't too obscure.)

I have been saying this for more than a decade

What a perfect use for epigenetics! The other option might be selective breeding. Any geneticists here. Is it possible to bread out the stupid gene that Trump has clearly spread?

Amen!

I’ll sign that.

Urmmmm. No. Sorry Mueller She Wrote, not with you on that one. There are lots and lots of decent cishet men out there (self included 😉)

It's way past time for straight society to reflect on why they raise so many criminals - is it a flaw in their family structures? a lack of moral guidance? neglect? - and begin fixing their own houses before they get on a moral high horse about the rest of us.

Makes complete sense to me.

Sure. Also ban their ability to purchase weapons, especially guns.

I will have you know I already have 4 kids and a vasectomy , the bathroom already says men’s room and will punch anyone that called me Cis in the throat .

I don't think you're allowed to say "cis".

You get my vote.

State travel seems lax - I’m leaning toward home incarcerations + ankle monitors. (A grrl can dream.)

I approve this message!

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Yes! Keep my dad in Texas.

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You're talking sense.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." —Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

And most but not all domestic violence.

"Cis het men"?

Yes!

Luigi method is more streamlined & permanent if you are serious about abatement. But every white guy enjoys the privileges of Doctrine of Discovery. The majority population doesn't have ratified rights/privileges while in forced birthing era. We warned you none of the bathrooms were safe from Nazis

Yes!!! Luv you and luv the Beans!!!🫘