THE ONION
Many years ago, Americans feared Joann’s ‘handmade happiness.’ And soon, these violent thugs will know why!” Trump added that inmates housed at Joann Fabrics would be forced,like notorious criminals such as Al Capone once were, to teach macramé classes to shoppers on Saturday mornings.
Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison
WASHINGTON—Vowing to restore and revitalize the facilities as a symbol of law, order, and justice, President Donald Trump ordered the U.S. government Monday to reopen Joann Fabrics and Crafts stores a...
