𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩
Executive Functional Programmer
VP of Engineering @ Yet Analytics in #Baltimore
Opinions are my own and they keep me warm
- comic books led me to believe I would hear the sound SPANG more often than I do
- Reposted by 𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩BTW if you are in Baltimore, please come out to Peabody Heights on Saturday! baltimorebeat.com/celebrate-ba...
- It’s not an arrhythmia it’s a heart solo
- I can put up with any other indignities if they can just fix this shower
- I saw an AI Lance Reddick in a preview today and we have to burn all this shit down
- esteemed dumpling lunch
- shoutout to the gas station near my house where all the pump latches are broken and will often just start hosing gas as soon as you pay. on busy days there’s just a standing pool of gas on the ground lol
- Reposted by 𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by 𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩[Not loaded yet]
- omg the hats
- Reposted by 𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by 𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩I’m dipping nuggets you’ve never heard of into sauces you could never understand
- running back to Wolf Hall for an extra serving of zesty old bitch before we finish Andor
- xfinity will not take back a cable modem without making you wait for a sales associate. I hate these fucking fucks so much fuck
- my neighborhood is getting ready for “remfest” which is a day when we all agree to nap at the same time and then talk about our dreams
- Reposted by 𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩[Not loaded yet]
- big alchemical news
- how will I know when I’ve reached the ascetic phase of my life? will a package show up from the AARP with a stick and a blanket?
- the cats get really excited when I make my morning electrolytes now, they know what comes next (cat goop)
- Reposted by 𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩[Not loaded yet]
- xfinity must be destroyed at all costs
- Reposted by 𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩It’s going to be pretty funny if the world doesn’t end for newspaper editorial people to go back to the well of “wokeness is having a chilling effect on campus free speech” when everyone can just be like “hey remember when the government abducted students for writing op-eds that disagreed with them”
- sorry we made the torment nexus too nice
- been feeling like all my devices are getting slow and choppy lately, but I think it's just me. I'm choppy
- My Very Ass!
- fujiwara-tofu-ing this pizza back home on baltimore roads
- ooh I’ve got that crazy fresh-out-of-the-sick-bed energy today
- Reposted by 𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩Hey, who wants something nice? So I was on tour this month, and when I was doing my event for the Princeton University Library and the Princeton Public Library, I ended up at the graveyard, where I found this gravestone:
- Reposted by 𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩my zine contains several water soluble poems. won't you please enjoy? nadirarod.institute/zine_001
- Reposted by 𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩[Not loaded yet]
- what I’m wakin up to
