Mike Scollins
From Marshfield MA. Writer for Late Night with Seth Meyers. Love horror movies. Usually have to pee. He/Him
- Every few months David Zaslav says something like "HBO is now a ride share app" and then charges $52 million dollars to change it back
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- @brianduffield.bsky.social dont leave me hangin
- oooh baby I'm so excited to see rilo kiley next week www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbpL...
- This is my computer's absolute favorite thing to do. No clue what it means but have fun.
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- real
- Pope already performing miracles
- If anyone has a hidden Rosary and would like to use it, now is the time
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- you guys kicked ass last night!!!
- Runnin down the summer movies in a new SCOLLYWOOD MINUTE 🎬🍿 @latenightseth.bsky.social
- Maybe instead of 30 dolls she gets one. And maybe it costs a few dollars more. And maybe it contains the transferred soul of Charles Lee Ray. And maybe it's always yelling "Ade due Damballa. Give me the power, I beg of you." It's fine.
- the late great Chucky
- And he was treated so unfairly by M3GAN. That's ok though.
- the king @samdzimmerman.bsky.social
- These Columbia House singers were absolutely sleeping together. You can't fake this chemistry.
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- a similar text to my boss
- Had a blast on the Screen Drafts podcast with probably their most important draft to date
- yet another perfect song from @chrisfarren.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy0S...
- oh hell yeah a letter feel free to take the rest of the week off
- (busting into The Pitt like Patch Adams while they're frantically defibrillating a college student) "Now who's this sleepyhead?!"
- this feels like a direct attack on Lemon Party
- Noah Wyle: 25 of Propofol, 10 cc's of lidocaine with epi. Compressions if we lose the carotid. Me, nodding from couch: Smart.
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- Is there gonna be like snacks or anything on Monday?
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- (Hears "Bobby...Bobby...Bobby Baby...)
- strong evidence that meeting JD Vance works similar to The Ring
- Running into No-Face in Japan is like running into Sarah Jessica Parker in New York
- In Tokyo and I don't know how I go back to American toilets. I might just be done with them.
- Nothing more thrilling than when someone drops a Gossip Marge in the group chat cause it means they got somethin good
- 🚨BLUESKY EXCLUSIVE🚨 If you're a writer in need of screenwriting software, I got a code for a free copy of Final Draft! A $250 value and the same program James Cameron used to write Avatar! (I assume.) First come, first serve!
- Gone! That was fast!
- Wearing a leather jacket while I pay for avocados in monthly installments
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- A+ album right there
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- I kept posing but no one took the hint!!
- Kash Patel always looks like he just remembered what he did with his brother on White Lotus
- She does not miss a beat. This is so funny.
- PSA that FRIENDSHIP is the funniest movie I've seen in so long
- @ericnot.bsky.social @jwoliner.bsky.social Really loved meetin Cowboy Dale! Send him my best.
- Have we not learned our lesson about pissing off Luigis kotaku.com/switch-2-pre...
- I'm gonna have to build my own Switch 2 with popsicle sticks
- Mario Kart World is gonna kick fuckin ass www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEVB...
- Nobody is doing it like Edi Patterson right now
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- She's unreal. There's no one better.
- I included Dave Matthews' wine in this segment in hopes they send a case
- Really fucking disappointing. We wrote some heaters too. Amber was gonna crush. variety.com/2025/politic...
- also if you wanna help support a free press, you can donate to this legal defense fund for journalists! www.spj.org/legal-defens...
- this would go crazy at 2am with 7 beers
- pretty fuckin mean newspaper
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View full threadI'm sorry but there's just no way this was the biggest news of the day. This isn't journalism. This is schoolyard bullying.
- And you know Miss Hannigan was like "Annie! Come quick! You're on the front page!" Poor thing probably thought they found her parents.
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- Martha briefly mentioned below the fold but it's just about her "unflattering pearls."
- as if this poor girl hasn't struggled enough, imagine her seeing this headline. and on the front page no less.
