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"I use the Torment Nexus for a few mundane daily tasks, taking notes, grocery shopping -- I don't see what the harm is" *Camera cuts to 3,000 souls engulfed in hellfire*

We put in checks and balances to make sure the Torment Nexus can't be misused. oh no

true freedom and equality can be achieved if everyone runs their own open-protocol torment nexus server

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Is this the torment nexus from the book "Dont Build the Torment Nexus" or the one from the sequel "Seriously Please Do Not Ever Build the Torment Nexus"?

Feel as though I should be the only one using the Torment Nexus.

It's gonna democratize torment!

Only evil people get thrown into the torment nexus! We know they're evil because they wouldn't be thrown into the torment nexus otherwise.

I think the Torment Nexus has potential. Sure, I am receiving millions of dollars from proponents of the current not good usage of the Torment Nexus, but maybe things will be different if the right people are in charge (I will also oppose those people being in charge when that time comes)

We can guarantee the virtuous and profitable use of the Torment Nexus through the use of proper processes. First, we lock a child in a closet…

Two years later: TormenCo to acquire OpenTorment in all-stock deal. Agony speeds expected to double.

MY Torment Nexus will finally get everything right, now can I please have 70 jillion bajillion dollars in start up money

We only need—get this—only five billion dollars to bring Torment for Social Good to every child, in every nexus.

but it can't be evil, look how many carbon credits it bought!

We need a Torment Nexus of the Left

What if I invented a torment nexus that just invents an infinite number of new torment nexii

77m people voted *for* the torment nexus though? A majority can’t be wrong..

“Your dad and I are for the jobs the Torment Nexus will provide.”

I had to vote for the Torment Nexus, it was the only alternative to Trump.

put me in coach i got great ideas for the tournament next us

To quote the immortal wisdom of the great gray wizard: "The Ring, Saruman, does not serve but one master!"

Stick your hand in it. I DARE you.

Besides, what if the Torment Nexus gets mad at us for trying not to build it?

love to watch lord of the rings and be like "boromir was on to something..."

Be the Torment Nexus you want to see in the world.

At the very least, we need a Taunting Nexus

I know, another Marvel movie

Hey, New York Times Pitchbot, I think you accidentally posted this from the wrong account!

Is that what we are calling the random bad things happening to all of us in our lives now? It seems like everyone I talk to has some terrible, aggravating thing happening to them all of a sudden.

Unironically: it's the torment part that is the problem, not the nexus.

ITT a bunch of people who know absolutely nothing about computer science or the history of technology and revolution.

With hookers! And blackjack!

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