Middle Age Riot
Jokes by John Hartzell. He/him.
- Republicans want to make America great again by bringing back measles, Nazis, and economic depression.
- HORRIFYING BUT TRUE: Nancy Mace wakes up thinking about where people piss and shit.
- Donald Trump wants to defund Head Start because children who go through the program have greater social-emotional and cognitive development, more proficiency in language and math, and less chance of being bamboozled by shameless criminal grifters like Donald Trump.
- PHOTO: When your makeup artist was trained by Oompa Loompas, but skipped class the day they taught blending.
