What nickname can we come up with for Steve Witkoff? Besides Bend Me Over. Every Trump clown needs one. There's Donny Two Dolls. Pete Kegbreath. Beldar Conehead. Dime Store Goebbels. BS Barbie. ICE Barbie. Gestapo Barbie. Howie Nutlick. Space Nazi. Krazee Eyes Patel. Tom Hobag. Mike Huckleberry.