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ok but do we KNOW they asked Terraria first?
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Opinion seems split on just how soon a new one is coming. They're still doing seasonal splatfests I think through the rest of the year at least fwiw
imo it's worth it if you like the campaigns, but if you'd be buying it only for the online then at this point probably better to just wait for Splat 4
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nah, the slate's finally cleared and it's time for Disaster Day of Crisis: Definitive Edition
I think I will contribute to Giant Bomb again, actually.
glad to see they realized that if Mikey ain't happy, ain't nobody happy
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Hypeflation. What once was mid is now trash. And what we used to considier trash? Now straight-up garbo
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Mario 3: no Wario, no lego level, no Pumpkin Zone
Mario Land 2: Wario, lego level, Pumpkin Zone
I rest my case
i might be Dark Woke for this but i genuinely enjoy and think it’s somewhat deserved when people self own like this
NormanRockwellMeme.jpg: I think it's good and funny when bad things happen to bad people due to their own choices and actions
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The weird move that'll (imo) hurt their game here is not even putting it on Switch 1.
It's a remaster of a 3DS game, not like it really needs the extra "oomph" of Switch 2
Square: We're done making weird exclusivity choices that hurt our games
also Square: I got one more in me
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Unicorn Cocaine would be a great name for a band
A Chicago-born pope means there will be an Ex Cathedra pronouncement on deep-dish pizza that'll genuinely lead to a new schism
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you could (allegedly) put every GB(C)/NES/Mega Drive/Game Gear/Virtual Boy rom on it just to feel something
I SAY THIS EVERY DAY: THERE IS AN ILLITERACY PROBLEM THAT IS ONLY GETTING WORSE.
death to chatgpt for exacerbating the issue.
“Massive numbers of students are going to emerge from university with degrees, and into the workforce, who are essentially illiterate…Both in the literal sense and in the sense of being historically illiterate and having no knowledge of their own culture, much less anyone else’s.”
Everyone Is Cheating Their Way Through College
ChatGPT has unraveled the entire academic project.
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it is genuinely on my mind every day
it feels like the rosetta stone for like 90% of why things are as dumb as they are tbh
never not thinking about that "~50% of Americans read below a 6th grade level and 20% below 5th grade" stat
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you're probably right and the worst part is I'll have to hear about how it's "peak narrative" for the next decade
Ecco the Dolphin and Tides of Time games are getting remastered + a new third game announced
buff.ly/xrwRVB7
Countdown website - 8532 hours, or about 355 days:
buff.ly/dP8c01u@grubb.wtf
@tolkoto.com
finally some good news
if you click the first hyperlinked word on any wikipedia article, and then click the first hyperlinked word on the next one, and so on, within 10-15 clicks you will get to the wikipedia article for philosophy. and i think that's beautiful
tried this and got stuck in a reality->existence->reality recursion
just found out that for the first 11 and a half seasons of SpongeBob, Patrick's house is canonically a sleeping turtle voiced by Bobby Cannavale and I think that's kinda fucked up
Sponge Bob Square Pants S 12 E 10 Shell Games Senior Discount - TV Tropes
"Shell Games'''Original air date: 3/7/2020 (produced in 2018) Patrick's rock turns out to be the shell of a sea turtle named Tony. Neither of them are willing to budge, and Patrick ends up being unexp...
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hear me out: they give it the D11 treatment of letting you toggle between full 3D and topdown sprites
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they just need to double down on bi icon Ayla and enby icon Flea
always gotta respect Horii's sheer "I'll say whatever the fuck I want, what are they gonna do to stop me" energy
what i'm learning today is people apparently thought GTA6 was coming out this year
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the new Hitman games are some of my favorites of the last decade, and yet I've somehow never made this connection
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it's like one and a half cubivores
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genuinely, the execs that think there's no money to be made in games coverage in the Switch 2/GTA6 year just need to get out of the money-making business altogether
so we all agree by the end of the year he's gonna be doing the Immortan Joe "don't become addicted to luxuries like water" bit, right?
Trump on China: "They made a trillion dollars with Biden selling us stuff. Much of it we don't need. Somebody said, 'oh, the shelves are gonna be open.' Well, maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls, and maybe the two dolls will cost a couple of bucks more."
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guess the brand safety brochure didn't cover the Streisand Effect
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Randy's gotta have dirt on some folks, right?
I spend a lot of time thinking about how immediate the vibe shift was from "if you put any personal info on Myspace, you WILL get groomed and trafficked" to "make a Facebook account with your human face and government name attached, it's fine"
Any push for internet privacy just died overnight
hey guys heres my social media bio. it has my exact age, location, and all the sex things im into and my mental illnesses as well. i want to make things as easy as possible for the death squads
Like one year we had people come into school and tell us scared-straight horror stories about kids getting got because they talked to a stranger on the internet, and by the next year the same school was putting class photos of 5-year-olds on its Facebook page without even running it by the parents
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yeah gotta be one of the worst takes I've seen out in the wild, which is probably why it's stuck with me
I knew someone in college that said any pre-2000 movie looked "too bad" for him to watch
is Super Metroid the only Nintendo game with several dead bodies on the title screen?
It's weird how for years people 'joked' that Nintendo would try to resell you Switch games on Switch 2 at full price like they did with the WiiU library and instead ... Nintendo's kinda the only one that actually seems to be offering an upgrade path for Switch 2 Editions
Nintendoes what Sega don't?
3 Hedgehogs. 2 Epic Adventures. 1 Ultimate Collection...coming to the Nintendo Switch 2 on June 5th! Pre-orders begin today!
Pre-order here:
www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
Pain
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I think some people have this idea that Mario Kart is a game people will pick up when they get a console, but not something they'll buy a console specifically for
But I really think that line of thought undersells how much pull "the first new Mario Kart in over a decade, and it's open-world" has
lmao. flipped off a cybertruck and the dude pulled over to the side and FOLLOWED ME IN REVERSE for more than half a block to yell obscenities before eventually telling me to "get a life" and driving away
the sheer small dick energy that emanates from those things is crazy
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I think if it's still this year, November probably makes the most sense, yeah
imo, announcing a date on a random wednesday in a tweet feels like something you do when you just got confirmation GTA *isn't* gonna be launching in October
"Digital Deluxe Content: New Quests for unique Akatosh & Mehrunes Dagon armors, weapons, & **horse armor sets**"
we are so back
I think it's a testament to the quality of MST3K as a whole that we were all willing to put up with Joel doing prop comedy at the start of every episode
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at what point does Keighley consider just taking it and moving it somewhere else?
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wait i missed that that happened to you
This is like the 9/11 of Mod Feedback
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it's real weird because it's just ... the video from Nintendo's youtube channel? Like straight-up. DF isn't even talking over it or anything, it's just Nintendo's video from two weeks ago on DF's channel
Like, sponsored content isn't new for DF. But WHY would they agree to host an actual ad?
Probably old news but has anyone pointed out the new Mario Kart keeps up the streak of sneaking the Super Mario Kart theme into its main song? [starting at 0:52]
Mario Kart World OST - Main Theme | Trailer Music (No SFX)
YouTube video by FlipMyster
For comparison
Every time the "Super Mario Kart" Title Theme leitmotif was used (SNES — Nintendo Switch)
YouTube video by CG3K
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Gamers(tm) don't have object permanence. If they haven't seen it in the last 15 minutes it may as well not exist anymore.
A terminally peekaboo-able demographic
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I'm gonna need Nintendo on a "Pikmin 4 - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Olimar's Roguelike Adventure" immediately
