Melanie Baker
Reader, writer, editor, baker, sock zoologist, universal aunt, wayward. Tell your dog I said hi. (she/they) 🐾🖋🍪🇨🇦🏴☠️ | melle most places | linktr.ee/melledotca
- This dog isn’t lost. He’s stealing your girlfriend.
- You know the rules.
- TIKI!!! 😭🎉😭🎉 #IYKYK
- I need that TikTok of the family flipping out because the new pope was their mom's youthful situationship to be true, because what a LEGENDARY story to tell literally everyone you ever talk to again. 😂
- Heh. A couple with a small dog stopped to watch Statler and I cross a section of the park, right through a flock of Canada geese. I think they were expecting some entertainment, but nothing happened. Now they get to think that I am a powerful dog- and goose-whispering sorceress. 😂
- Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name. Which makes me Pope Apple the Seventh. Go with god. Or whomever.
- Quality pope humour. Feels like old Twitter. Bless.
