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ELMO: I’m Elmo, and my pronouns are Elmo/Elmo/Elmo’s. OSCAR: And I’m a grouch. Because of my deep-seated hatred of white people.
A Typical Episode of Sesame Street as Imagined by Conservatives

“President Trump issued an executive order late Thursday directing the Corporation for Public Broadcasting’s board of directors to ‘cease federal f...

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May 7, 2025 01:40
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thaliamims thaliamims.bsky.social · May 7
I would watch the shit out of this version of Sesame Street.

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dgranke dgranke.bsky.social · May 7
“Their sinewy felt torsos glisten in the candlelight.” I would pay a great deal to see this.

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