“Hey, you know who you look like? MBS!” 🤡
Trump in Qatar: "We came from Saudi Arabia where we have another great man over there that's a friend of yours. You guys get along so well and like each other. You sorta remind me a little bit of each other if you wanna know the truth. They're both tall handsome guys who happen to be very smart."
“bad things usually happen whenever a Kennedy and a young woman go near water”
*slow clap*
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk
Schumer on Qatar gifting Trump a luxury plane: "The more sunlight that's brought to this issue -- they didn't want to make it public -- the greater the public outcry there will be, and hopefully that will persuade this administration to not do this."
Profiles in Slightly Less Cowardice
It is WILD to think Israel could lose America as its protector because its enemies realized that they could just bribe the president in broad daylight
If you're Israel, the last week and a half you've seen
-A US deal with Ansarallah that doesn't involve Israel
-A US deal with Hamas that doesn't involve Israel
-A US deal with Saudi Arabia that doesn't involve Israel
-A US lifting of sanctions on Syria that doesn't involve Israel
If you're Israel, the last week and a half you've seen
-A US deal with Ansarallah that doesn't involve Israel
-A US deal with Hamas that doesn't involve Israel
-A US deal with Saudi Arabia that doesn't involve Israel
-A US lifting of sanctions on Syria that doesn't involve Israel
Trump has no interest doing policy work in Israel when he can just jet around "doing deals" directly with plenipotentiaries all over the Arabian peninsula. They even gave him a golf course to chill in when 2029 rolls around.
He'd do a deal with the Houthis if they could afford a billion in crypto.
God forgive us, collectively, for Making the Band
The series so toxic that even its most popular parody is untouchable.
Not gonna link to it, but genuinely think there is zero news value to the Facebook posts of the pope’s brother. He’s just a random private citizen whose brother happened to become pope. Good takes, bad takes, truly terrible takes - still not a news story.
Okay but have we identified the pope’s finsta yet
I guess grumbling to a reporter about the president taking a $400 million bribe and bragging about it repeatedly counts as courage now.
“Misgivings.” Spare me.
www.cnn.com/2025/05/12/p...
Some GOP senators express misgivings over Qatari jet, while others dismiss concerns | CNN Politics
Several Republican senators expressed misgivings over President Donald Trump’s plan to accept a jet from the Qatari royal family to be retrofitted and used as Air Force One for his second term, noting...
It is presently the job of the Senate parliamentarian to tell a reconciliation committee to get stuffed when they add a non-budget item to a budget bill, but apparently the VP can just override it. It'd break decades of tradition, but not like they give a fuck anymore.
Will HBO ever move past its TV-static identifier, now that we're pretty deep into the first generation that doesn't even know what TV static was?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC_u...
HBO Ident
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