Martin Ewen
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- Reposted by Martin Ewen
- Trump is a braindead approximation of truman capote pretending to be john wayne through the lens of Gomer pyle. And he's the worlds most powerful elected representative. Homo Sapiens fundamental weakness was its inability to wipe its own ass.
- My typical response to the question of why I wear predominantly black socially is that I have both dandruff and a humiliation fetish. [added points if you get to flick a shoulder while explaining]
- Sometimes I internally bicker about whether making people laugh about otherwise sad things in public is a good or bad thing. The entirety of those sad things being themselves. Forty years of pondering lean towards kiss my melancholic asshole.
- John Roberts is lynched Poetic justice, Trump is forgotten Poetic justice, Musk cleans windscreens at an intersection Poetic justice, The entire Maga movement both genders and everything in between chemically castrated. The final solution Poetic justice,
- If you've switched families when you were three years old and only have memories supplied by family two...there are worse things.
- America has really grown into it's own cliche. Like a cancerous parable with global implications. Nothing is beyond the imagination. Are there Vegas odds on America nuking one of its own cities in the next 3 years?
- As far as republican vice presidents go Cheney shot a guy in the face but Vance killed the Pope. Someone should introduce Vance to world poverty.
- I'll delete this tomorrow but just for 24 hours my munch scream Why does reality indulge this fuckwit? It's astonishing!. He sits in courtrooms quietly shitting under a blanket of charges and yet the world gives him the keys? Fucking species needs to go. Homosapiens can't even wipe it's ass.
- I look at America and the simplest explanation is that the whole country is built on a Native American graveyard. Last laughs an all.
- "what is the world coming to when a US senator cant even visit American concentration camps?"
- You can have this luxury for less than a million US...this week only www.trademe.co.nz/a/property/r...
- I find it ironic that you are so singularly pig ignorant that you think propaganda only effects dumb people. Propaganda succeeds because it typically makes people feel they belong. As such why don't you go over there and sit with the other rugged self proclaimed intellectual one offs..
- I find it ironic that you are so singularly pig ignorant that you think propaganda only effects dumb people. Propaganda succeeds because it typically makes people feel they belong. As such why don't you go over there and sit with the other rugged self proclaimed intellectual one offs..
- If I can't get erection suggestions during soap operas then what kind of society are we living in?
- While the world frets about the future of western civilisation I develop ear-slinky attachments on my helmet.
- The fact that people so insipid and weak are lording it over the majority is testament to how hollow the American brand was/is. Edit, for depth of field.... The mental illness associated with escaping slaves in America, as proposed by Samuel A. Cartwright in 1851, was called Drapetomania.
- We are being ruled by a mediocracy.
- They say The English are Lions. The Irish Twin Wolves and the Scottish are big fucking Bears. And every culture in the world has the same mythological fairy tale involving ignorant men waking dragons. The Moral of the Story always remains the same. You. Don't. Wake up. The fucking Dragon-The-Welsh
- Back in the Edward Abby days you had to sift through the culture, now-days you just need custom baffles at the six flavours of bullshit firehosed into your face.
- Checkers, Chess, Cowboys and Indians, Pac-man, Doom and sex. We all die a little many times. It was 17 playing pacman and space invaders while waiting for my late night chips when I recognized I was paying 20c to eventually die.
- "My desire to be well-informed is now completely at odds with my desire to remain sane." /bawheid..Reddit.
- Working on the street in the pre internet had an incomparable visceral ephemeral cache. For improvisational pantomimes and audiences alike, moments being unique and unrecorded lent a conversational and sometimes conspiratorial aspect as the artist pushed boundaries.
- I like how the Guillotine adjacent are so unselfconsciously self identifying.
- A nation of Homers stumbling from Doh to Doh.
- Reposted by Martin EwenI stand by this.
