Mariana Z
I’m not a comedian, but I joke a lot. I steal the good jokes. Bad jokes are mine. Resist. NO DMS.
- Most ornamental figures found in gardens are only 10 inches tall and wear red hats. It’s a little gnome fact.
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- How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tenticles! The first 2 are test tickles…
- Did you know that shark week is actually the safest time to go to the beach? All the sharks are busy being on TV.
- scientific fact: 63 Earths can fit in Uranus Also fact. I will never be able to say this with a straight face…
- Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?
- So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.
