Liddle Lady ✨
I like: TV, Cats, True Crime, Spicy Pickles, Sunsets, Flip Flops, Moira Rose, Flamin’ Hot Funyuns, and playing with little kiddos and animals (they are usually better and more fun than the adults).
I am also probably late for something 🤷🏻♀️
- CBS News headline: Schumer says he’ll place holds on all DOJ nominees over Qatari jet offer THAT’S THE THING THAT GOT HIM??
- Well, I have successfully cleaned my kitchen, bathroom, and my bedrom, taken out the trash, done the laundry, and this morning I ate breakfast and took my pills like I was supposed to. I'm being all productive and crap, woo!
- it’s a good feeling!
- me immediately after paying a $60 specialist copay: OH MY GOD WHY DIDNT I USE MY HSA CARD
- 1st: the mad men quote i use the most (mostly just at random) 2nd: apply for reimbursement! just save your receipt.
- i have to pack bc i’m moving in a couple of weeks and after 13 years of being here, i really just want to throw everything away and start over.
- Don’t forget all the neat spy equipment that will be installed in Donny’s new plane.
- that was the first thing i thought of 😂
- @thedevil.bsky.social this u?
- very specific AI fanfic
- holy shit
- come say hi!
- If you ever think serial killers are smart just remember that the Craigslist killer had to have his daughter make his Craigslist account for him because he couldn’t figure it out
- yeah, we assume they are smart when really, it’s just a combo of: luck, investigation/evidence success, victim typology, and technology available to solve. Green River Killer was also not a bright dude. He was able to kill almost 70 women bc they were sex workers & only 1 or 2 ever got away.
- How come my cats don't know how I'm a real garbage human being?
- bc they know if they were ever put into human form, they would be too.