President Alien Mezu Yorblix
Sociology major overstaying my student visa from Cygnus X-1. Are you humans certain that know you doing what you are?
ALT TEXT Profile picture: white male humanoid in purple tshirt jeans leaning on large black metal mailbox in middle of vast empty desert.
- Would you believe that your Secretary of Health is a human who does not wash their hands after a long piss because their brain tells them the hot backsplash on their fingers killed off any extant bacteria?
- Am I contributing to the dearth of original movies nothing but sequels and prequels and cinematic universes because I walked out of Sinners wanting to see more of that world?
- Funny how when Soviets were an existential threat at the height of the Cold War your American nation provided free quality education to kids everywhere housed a growing populace advanced science and technology built durable national infrastructure fought against racial injustice and taxed the rich.
- I have always wanted to ask the Piano Man himself Billy Joel if he checked back in on Davey whos still in the Navy to see if he managed to avoid the Scylla and Charibdis of the 90s maritime milltary where being too sexist got him caught up in Tailhook or being too gay saw him kicked out under DADT.
- Next time I need to fly to a different time zone instead of buying a ticket I shall simply goto my local library and check out a 747 because that is what libraries do now.
- Rowling has to do something with all that money before she dies right?
- Now I understand why the FBI is ramping up the investigative unit looking at laser pointers shined at landing aircraft.
- I get the rumbling rage lurking in Aslan as the weight of eternity hits Him as the White Witch reminds Him of the words of Deep Magic written in letters deep as a spear is long on the trunk of the World Ash Tree and He feels so old at that instant like kids asking me how could a newspaper be heavy.
- My favourite part of that famous Bible Parable is when the Good Samaritan first spots the injured traveller by the side of the road and asks the wounded guy Hey what were you wearing that let the brigands know you wanted to be robbed?
