I genuinely, honestly, sincerely, and whatever other adverbs apply have never even thought “I need an unnaturally buff AI looking Krypto.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA these dipshits never take a day off, do they?
Like…I know the joke is that nerds angry at comic book movies have never read a comic in their lives, but HAVE they ever seen comics Krypto in their lives? Sure he’s usually a larger breed, but he’s…a fucking regular assed dog in a cape. That’s his whole aesthetic deal. Regular dog with superpowers.
Saw a person in Oswalt’s comments complaining that the trunks “don’t work” anymore, and hey, you can prefer an update to the costume all you want, but the trunks have always looked good and I cannot abide pretending they were ever a problem.
Honestly, with the ongoing popularity of pro wrestling, you even have a diegetic reason for the design.
And every other gym bro is wearing compression leggings with shorts over them, these days
May 15, 2025 00:33
