Melania probably broke some kind of servicing record at a Mar-A-Largo $1 million per plate dinner party.

If only

Every fart you issue is important and impactful and stinky and wet.

Please be that you have a terminal illness with just days left to live. I know millions of people around the world will agree that is the best news ever!

Agreed, A resignation would be perfect!

I’m so sick of his garbage “teasers.” If people wanted a reality show, they should’ve watched one on TV, not voted it into office to ruin our country.

🤩

Statistically speaking, it’ll either be a lie, a grift, or a grievance. Possibly all three...with bonus capitalization.

Trump Truth = oxymoron of the century.

Ya mean your first attempt at truth. Let’s see if you can pull it off…

His next truth will be his first

Please be a heart attack on the green.. kidding…ya right

he's gonna proclaim himself god king of the united states of trump

Oh boy. Buckle up for some lies.

Maybe the headline I’ve been waiting for. Don’t care how it happens.

If it’s about Melania in mother’s day I’m gonna puke.

Terminally ill His head will explode in 48hrs He can’t remember what it is or why he wrote it… Agent orange has come home to roost…

Martial Law. Plus Dusk to Dawn Curfew. Absolutely no Civilians out past 19:00 hours to 07:00 hours. 🇮🇪🇪🇺

Please be his obituary.

"My next TRUTH"? Donald Trump is further away from truth and reality than anyone I know. Those who announce things with such drama are attempting to big themselves up and their actions. Yet we all know the most impactful and respected people don't need to broadcast, they earn our respect.

If that is not a sucker born everyday , statement, I don’t know what is.

🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

No such luck!

Been 2 hours, has he posted it yet? I know it will be something stupid, but just post it already

It'll be the gold plane.

I am trying to manifest this!

Enjoy?? F.f.s..

TRUTH ain't "truth", Batshitler. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

As usual, it's going to be a lie...

Terminal illness?

That he has finally found a therapy spot.

… or his new plane ✈️ missed the landing in Newark.

Tariffs cancelled In$ider payday

Or his obituary